While I was walking down the street, I came across a crowd trying to separate two male adults from injuring each other. When I stopped to ask about the cause of their conflict, I was told that they were fighting over a woman.
According to the story, Mr. Mike, the taller guy, was furious when he discovered that the lady he spent a lot of money on was seeing a mechanic. The mechanic was short and hairy.
Further investigation revealed that the taller guy was unhappy because the short mechanic had a bigger cucumber (if you know what I mean), and that’s why the lady was attracted to him.
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Mr. Mike spent money on the lady, but at the end of the day, she would shower that same money on the mechanic.
Mr. Mike, a banker who worked at a bank in the neighborhood, had been seeing the girl for a while. When he found out that his girlfriend was seeing a mechanic, he wasn’t sure how to handle it. The banker went to the mechanic’s workshop and started a fight.
Those who tried to separate the fighters heard the mechanic say, “Well, buddy, I’ve got to brag – I’ve got a bigger cucumber, and that’s why she decided to leave you in the dust!”
People persuaded him to explain further, and when the actual meaning was understood, everyone burst out laughing.
The banker, who had come to fight over his girlfriend, couldn’t help but leave the venue in shame.
Later that day, I heard that the banker broke up with the girl, and the mechanic also broke up with her because he didn’t know she was dating someone else behind his back. To him, the lady was only interested in him because of his big cucumber, and that wasn’t a good enough reason to keep her as a girlfriend.
