How Our Father Mistook ‘The Wanted Band’ for his Lost Pig
It was 2 pm on the dot when the news of the return of The Wanted Band broke.
Everybody went online to ascertain the truth in the story and it was confirmed that indeed The Wanted Band has returned.
My father, on hearing of the return of the wanted, thought his lost pig was back. The first thing he did was to rush to his pig farm.
He went to his pig farm to confirm if indeed one of his missing pigs had returned.
To his greatest disappointment, the pig was not back yet. The old man descended on us in anger.
He queried why we pranked him about the return of his missing pig.
To our greatest shock, our father mistook our happiness about the return of The Wanted to the return of his lost pig.
He told us never to make such a joke again.
Well, whether our father likes it or not, the joy that came with the story of the return of The Wanted can never be taken away.
For more than six years, we have missed the voice of the wanted band. And now, they are finally back to keep us entertained and our father wants to cut it short.
Irrespective of the fact that we are happy The Wanted band are back, we also pray our father’s lost pig returns home safely.
My father so much loves his pigs to the extent of we (his children) querying his love for us.
Sometimes we conclude that he cares more about his pigs than us his children. Our guesses are often vindicated by the way he treats the pigs.
Though on many occasions our father had denied placing pigs above his children.
Irrespective of the fact that we don’t trust those words, we still hope the lost pig returns so that he can have his happiness back.
The Wanted Band said via their Instagram post that we should expect their new album on the 12th of November, 2021.
Honestly, when this album is released, I shall be the first person to grab a copy. We have so much missed these lads after they separated for more than six years.
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